Thursday, July 28, 2011

Rocket Boomerang

From DC's 80-Page Giant #9 starring the Flash. Goofy Captain Boomerang wants to rob banks but that stupid Flash won't let him. So he builds a boomerang-shaped rocket to send Flash off into space. He then goes to try robbing another bank.

If I had enough money to build a boomerang-shaped rocket, and one capable of blasting into space, and one capable of carrying a 180-pound superhero (without any thought of aerodynamics) into space...

I wouldn't need to rob any freaking bank!

This was even before the moon landing, so Captain Boomerang would have a technology he could sell and make freaking billions.

If I were Flash, I would have told him that.

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