Frazz by Jef Mallett. One student blurts out, "Who cut the cheese?" The teacher says, "Austin, my man. Can we try a slightly more sophisticated approach to the language?" Frazz walks by and blurts out, "Wheeeooo! Who scorched the souffle?" Undeterred, the teacher says to Frazz, "Ok. Support authority or subvert it. Both at once confuses the kids." Frazz says, "What?" as two other kids yell out, "Who burnt the brie?" and "Who puffed the pastry?"